About RoomRoaster
We built an AI that roasts your room. Then it tells you how to fix it. That's basically it.
🔥 How it works
Upload a photo of any room — your bedroom, office, living room, that weird corner you've been ignoring. Our AI will analyze it and deliver a brutally honest (but loving) roast of your design choices.
Then, because we're not complete monsters, we'll suggest products that could actually improve the space. Think of it as tough love for your interior design.
🎯 Why we made this
Most "room improvement" tools are boring. They show you Pinterest-perfect spaces that make you feel bad about your IKEA furniture and tangled cables.
We wanted something different: a tool that's actually fun to use, makes you laugh, and still gives you genuinely useful suggestions. The roast format works because it points out specific things you can actually change — not just vague "add more plants" advice.
🤖 The AI
RoomRoaster uses advanced vision AI to analyze your photos. It looks at furniture placement, cable management (or lack thereof), lighting choices, decor decisions, and all those little details that make a room feel put together — or chaotic.
The roasts are generated fresh for each photo. No templates, no generic responses. If you have a gaming chair in your living room, it's going to mention that gaming chair.
🛡️ Privacy
Your photos are processed and then... that's it. We don't store them permanently, we don't train AI on them, we don't sell them. The only exception is if you explicitly share your roast to our public gallery (coming soon), which is completely optional.
For the full details, check out our Privacy Policy.
💰 How we make money
When you click on a product recommendation, those are affiliate links. If you buy something, we get a small commission at no extra cost to you. That's it. No ads, no subscriptions, no premium tiers.
We only recommend products that actually make sense for what we roasted. No random "you should buy this desk lamp" suggestions — only stuff that addresses specific things we noticed in your photo.
🙋 FAQ
Is this free?
Yes. Completely free. No signup required.
Will you be mean about my room?
The AI is programmed to roast your design choices, not your life circumstances. It won't comment on cleanliness, make assumptions about your income, or say anything actually hurtful. Think of it as a friend who's an interior designer with strong opinions and zero filter.
What's the severity score?
It's a 1-10 rating of how "roastable" your room is. A 3 means we had to reach for material. A 9 means the roast wrote itself. It's mostly for fun and bragging rights.
Can I share my roast?
Yes! There's a share button that generates an image perfect for Instagram stories, Twitter, or texting to friends. Challenge them to beat your severity score.
What if I disagree with the roast?
The AI isn't always right. Sometimes that "questionable" lamp is actually a family heirloom. That's fine — take what's useful, ignore what's not. It's entertainment first, advice second.
📬 Contact
Questions, feedback, or want to share a particularly savage roast? Email us at hello@roomroaster.com
Built with 🔥 and questionable design opinions.